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December 26, 2012 / JayMan

Equality: Left & Right

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  1. Handle / Dec 26 2012 3:32 AM

    Heh. But I think they both end up at the picture on the right. The question is how the boxes got there. In the liberal version – the government takes a box from the tall boy and gives it to the small one. In the conservative version, the tall boy sells his box to the small boy. In the corporatist police-state version, all the boys are both arrested and sued by the team owners for “stealing” entertainment for which they should have bought tickets.

  2. Anthony / Dec 27 2012 11:36 AM

    In the liberal version, the little boy never grows up because he’ll always have an extra box to help him watch the game.

  3. Dan / Dec 27 2012 4:02 PM

    No, liberal equality consists of the two people on the left being made to stand in holes of varying depths to ensure that all get an equally bad view.

  4. Staffan / Dec 28 2012 12:42 PM

    I’m ok with the little guy watching the game. I just don’t want to pay for an education he has no use for or for his children.

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